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Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappings. The podcast for all that crap we just left talk about on Yee Oh, Braves.

I am Ronnie, and over there is the handsome, thin, fully-quaffed, gorgeous, just,

just strongly-armed Ben Mandelker. Hello, Ben. I wish.

Strongly armed and quaffed. I'm not sure of that really, or even thin. I'm not sure those apply, but I,

you know what? I aspire for all those things. The Gaston. The Gaston of recapping.

I have total Gaston goals. I would love to be Gaston. That would be like my dream body type.

No, could you imagine having to like poop as Gaston? I feel like I already do poop like Gaston,

so I might as well have the body for it too. Well, everybody, welcome to a new day, which means

New Hip, New Hip, New Hip. We all have so much of Orange County. We will be doing two videos this week

for Crappings on Demand. We're going to do Southern Charm, and we are going to do Real Housewives

Assault Lake City. So if you want to watch shows, you can watch all our videos on the Crappings on

Demand section of Patreon. That's patreon.com slash watch what Crappings. We're also doing Emily

in Paris recaps, which is super fun. We're heading straight into Thanksgiving week, but guess what?

Bravo didn't change its schedule, so we're not changing our schedule either. We're just going to

keep everything the same. That's right. We are just going to be a machine. We're going to be a

podcasting machine. So boil up and get those gears rolling. Yeah. So we open with New Hip.

I write that down every week because it's good. You should because you know what the moment you stop

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