It's 2026. Hello, my fine friends. Welcome to my podcast feed. I hope you're having a great new year so far.

It's great. You admit it. You thought I wouldn't live this long. Here I am. 26 still to go. I'm not making any

predictions for my health at the end of this year, but I've got this far and that's delightful. Look, there's a few things going on. There's some live Rahaluskimos coming up, as you probably know. I'm in Leicester on the 8th of February with Fatsy El-Gori is one of my guests. She is fantastic. Don't miss that. We're up against Stephen Fry, but he's sold out out so hopefully you'll be forced to come and see us now

18th of february i'm in chelmsford with victoria angeloni and someone else and then there's

gigs in the 23rd of february in less square theatre 16th of marked at the square

theatre with david mitchell 20th of april hitler's birthday we be celebrating. Lester Square Theater. Do come along

if you can. Richard Herring.com slash Rahalesterpur for all those things. And do remember,

write bollocks. Autobiography, 5,000 words long, is available to pre-order at go fasterstripe.com.

All the money from that will go to make more podcasts as well.

Do become a badge at Gofastestripe.com slash badges if you want loads of benefits and

add free podcasts and get to know the guests earlier than everyone else and so on.

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Hello, everyone.

Welcome to St. George's Hall, Boodley.

Please welcome a man who's been trying to find

topless photos of Mary Whitehouse on the internet.

It's Richard Harris.

Thank you. on the internet. It's Richard Herring. Thank very much.

Thank you.

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