Rhett’s Friendship Terms | Ear Biscuits Ep. 493

Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

Rhett & Link

Comedy

4.9 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

As much as we try, we just can’t seem to make this podcast suck. In this episode, Rhett & Link tangent their way across a multitude of subjects to see if they can make the podcast boring, but it proves impossible. They talk about the three Ps to be Rhett’s friend, other criteria for close friends, as well as how it went for Link meeting some of his music idols. Watch the GMMore about Link & The Alchemist ⁠HERE⁠. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	This, this, this, this is mythical.
0:07.9	Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast, where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time.
0:14.7	I'm Link.
0:15.5	And I'm Red.
0:16.2	This week at the round table of dim lighting, we are on the sixth to last episode of Ear Biscuits
0:26.8	before an indefinite break.
0:28.6	Six more including this one.
0:30.6	Yep.
0:31.6	And this is the one that's gonna suck
0:34.8	to help you,
0:38.3	Suck. Dear listener,
0:41.2	come to grips,
0:42.1	like to agree that, you know what,
0:44.7	it does need it.
0:45.5	They do need to take a break.
0:47.0	This one's going to be intentionally bad.
0:48.5	This one needs to be intentionally bad
0:50.3	because I feel like for the past couple episodes,
0:54.0	I've been trying to be bad just to make everyone more comfortable.
1:01.1	Like, you know what? I think I'm kind of over your biscuits.
1:03.7	This is a good strategy if you need to break up with someone. Just be a dipshit for a little bit.
1:11.0	If you can't be honest, just be a dip shit.
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