Link's Wild Magic Castle Story | Ear Biscuits Ep. 494

Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

Rhett & Link

Comedy

4.9 • 24.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

That is NOT what you expect to hear at a magic show. In this episode, Link catches Rhett up about his latest rendezvous to the Magic Castle where he retells a wild story. Plus, the two decide what their favorite decade was and why, as well as give some pointers to combat someone trying to rage-bait you. Thank you to Oura for sponsoring a portion of today's episode. Discover how Oura can help you better understand your health and sleep. ouraring.com/ear Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This, this, this, this is mythical.
0:08.2	Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast, where two lifelong friends talk about life for a long time.
0:13.6	I'm Rhett.
0:14.1	And I'm Leake this week at the roundtable of dim lighting.
0:19.2	I'm going to tell you about some magic I experienced.
0:21.6	Magic.
0:22.6	Yep. Real magic?
0:24.6	Yes. No. Maybe.
0:27.6	Well, coin. A lot of coin magic.
0:30.6	Also, just a quick reminder that, like we say, every time in these last few episodes,
0:36.6	we're taking a break, an indefinite hiatus from your biscuits.
0:41.0	Yes, and you already knew that.
0:42.8	We are ending this year and beginning our hiatus with episode 499.
0:52.1	Yeah.
0:52.4	98.
0:53.6	Oh, yeah. Okay. Yep. 98 is going to be the last one? 98, yeah. That's special. Those of you who are upset that we're not getting all the way to 500, we just, we're, you're going to be constantly edging for the rest of, you know, for however long it is. I'm just going to be honest with you. That's what this is this is about. Well, there's a term for that, and I learned it yesterday. Oh, we're talking about gooning? Yes. What the crap, dude. We're asking you to goon indefinitely. My therapist taught me that. When it comes to ear biscuits, it's a state of euphoria. I paid my therapist to teach me what gooning was.
1:29.7	It's a state of euphoria as experienced by those who are coming close to the point of climax, but not ever achieving it.
1:38.0	For hours and hours.
1:39.8	Yeah.
1:40.1	It's not good for you from what I hear.
1:42.4	I don't understand.
1:43.6	I also don't have the time. I don't have the time. I hear. I don't understand. I also don't have the time.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 8 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Rhett & Link, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Rhett & Link and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.