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Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Corp and Nat introduce each other in the only way corporate folks know how - reviewing their resumes. Tune in to Episode 1 of Demoted to learn more about how Corp and Natalie became the corporate characters they are, hear some saucy holiday party drama, and debate socially questionable things to do at work.

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0:00.0	I'm nervous.
0:01.0	I'm excited.
0:02.1	I'm nervous and excited.
0:04.4	But I am feeling a little agitated.
0:07.4	I mean, we shouldn't start bubbly and positive, right?
0:11.0	No.
0:11.8	No.
0:12.3	We're corporate drones and we're miserable.
0:14.7	Ross, what do you hate?
0:17.1	God, I'm so glad you asked that question.
0:19.4	I feel like that should be asked in more interviews,
0:21.1	but what do I hate?
0:22.1	I hate people who take their time crossing the street at stop signs.
0:27.3	I get it.
0:27.6	If it's a stoplight and, like, you know,
0:28.8	they've got the little walking ticker going on.
0:30.6	Take all the time you want.
0:31.3	Take all the time you want.
0:32.2	But when I come up to a stop sign and I'm a car and I'm faster than you and you haven't even begun to walk across,
0:37.8	let me go. Just let me go. Because I'm a horrible. I'll get out of your hair. I'll get out of your
0:41.1	hair. Please. Or at least when you cross, give me a little hustle. Show me like,
0:44.5	sorry, man. Like, hey, sorry, buddy. Like, acknowledge that you're wasting my life. Please.
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