Hey, true weirdos.

So listen, I'm really sorry about this.

We had a whole episode plan to drop this week, but I'm so sick I can't even record it.

We've been timing me and I can't get much past three and a half minutes without collapsing

into a coughing fit.

But listen, I'm tracking down the person who gave me these germs because you know I like to hold a grudge and never forget a wrongdoing.

So instead of a brand new episode, which we will have for you next week, we're going to give you the very first episode we ever did of true weird stuff.

And it's a true story from my life.

It's the story of how I live down the street

and used to babysit for a murderer. That's today's true weird stuff. Thanks for your patience

and we'll see you back here next week after I've apprehended the person who made me sick

and made them pay. Why are you so weird?

Anybody ever asked you that question?

And what's your answer?

Do you think that we're born a little bit quirky?

Or does life make us that way one strange experience at a time?

And what counts as strange anyway?

UFOs, ghosts, spotting Sasquist, experience at a time. And what counts as strange anyway?

UFOs, ghosts, spotting Sasquatch?

How about murder?

And they got a small beam of light against the mirror. I don't know. When weird, weird stuff.

When I was a kid, we had a kid, we had a neighbor who snapped one unbearably sticky August afternoon and attacked his coworkers.

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