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A little bonus content, little conversation, some bloodthirsty

stuff right after the episode. At first glance, it looks like the sort of thing that it'd be

collecting dust on a shelf at your grandmother's house. Porcelain figurine, figurine, not quite 12 inches tall.

A fine lady in a delicately painted flowery hoop skirt standing atop a pedestal.

With her left arm, she's cradling a little dog.

It's a pug.

Peaking from beneath her wide-belled skirt is another pug.

If you didn't know what you're looking at, you might never guess that this

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worth at least a couple thousand dollars on the auction circuit. And what you might also not know

about this figure is that it's much more than just a decorative object.

It was a kind of code, a way of signaling your membership or your support of a mysterious and secret organization that's found at the 246th Pope of the Holy Roman Catholic Church.

All rise, this meeting of the Order of the Pug is about to commence.

And they got a small beam of light against the mirror.

Real, stuff.

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