REVIEW: Tiptoes

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Welcome to the 90 minute (or 91 if you watch the French version) Gary Oldman internet-loved treasure, Tiptoes. It's a movie about little people. It's a movie with a lot of stars. It features possibly the most abrupt ending in cinema history. Timbo and Guyguy dig into family dynamics of Matthew McConaughey coming from a family of little people and hiding it from his partner, Kate Beckinsale. Including his brother, Gary Oldman. I mean... Just how? You know?

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0:00.0	Carol and Stephen's life together was perfect.
0:06.0	I've got to get going.
0:07.0	Right the second.
0:10.0	Hey baby. Hey, sweetie.
0:12.0	I love you. There's one small problem.
0:15.0	Hi, I'm wrong. I'm his brother. We're twins.
0:19.0	Are your parents?
0:20.0	Um, yeah. It can tear them apart.
0:24.0	I think you could have let me know that everyone in your family is a midget.
0:27.0	A walk down the aisle.
0:32.0	Last Stephen's a very lucky guy.
0:34.0	I just hope he's smart enough not to screw it up.
0:37.0	Is just a beginning.
0:39.0	There'll be rough patches, there's no doubt about it.
0:42.0	Canal Pluse and Langley Productions proudly present command performances from Kate Beckinsale,
0:49.0	Matthew McConaughey, Patricia Arquette, and in the role of a lifetime Gary Oldman.
0:55.0	Well you crazy assholes you did it. You got us to watch the 2003 Matthew McConaughey led Gary Oldman shining starring Peter
1:06.6	Dinklich co-starring inextricable plot tiptoes.
1:11.6	You also left out the grape cake, beckonsail and Patricia Arquette. Truly a cavalcade of
1:18.7	stars for this one. And first first I guess McConaughey is the inner city is the
1:27.4	traditional romantic lead but I don't feel like he's doing the heft of the work in
1:31.3	this film.
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