REVIEW: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Hard Ticket is the pinnacle of 80s cinema. That is assessment of your frosty fellas. This movie stars four Playboy bunnies, one bazooka, a soap opera icon, and a snake infected by cancer-ridden rats. Truly, it has it all. The film doesn't make a whole lot of sense and it that's okay. The characters talk about 'doobies', it's got a badass 80s soundtrack and a man inextricably rides a skateboard while doing a hand stand. Why it missed an Oscar nod, we shall never understand. 10/10

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0:00.0	Hard ticket to Hawaii. It has it all. The awesome pristine beauty of the land, the warm caress of perfect beaches, the tantalizing wetness of the Blue Pacific.
0:13.0	Hawaii, it's a great place to visit,
0:15.0	but you wouldn't want to die there. 4 of America's finest ready and willing to pay the price for Paradise.
0:27.0	See!
0:28.0	4 of America's finest ready and willing to pay the price for Paradise.
0:33.0	They're under cover, but not under equip.
0:40.0	They're undercover but not under equipped.
0:50.0	On this mission there's hard flying, hard fighting. Agents are everywhere.
0:52.0	Have no mercy. Agents are everywhere.
0:55.0	Have no mercy.
0:58.0	Kill them more.
1:00.0	Attention! Attention! Patreon pals. This is Tim Bat with a sincere vote of thanks to you for making
1:10.2	us watch Hard Ticket to Hawaii a movie that came out in 1987, which is either an accurate
1:17.3	depiction of what Hawaii was like in 1987, or an accurate depiction of what aaked-up film director thought Hawaii was like from 1987.
1:27.0	Guys just watch the movie in Montreal. I've just watched the movie in Auckland, New Zealand. Now we come together and feast.
1:37.0	Yeah, it's nice when the things that bind us our, ah, sorry, not our, it's nice when the things that bind us are 1987 action films that you're
1:48.2	watching for the first time. This was a real easy watch like it.
1:55.0	This was a real easy watch like it didn't take itself seriously none of it made sense they captured all the
2:06.5	action they needed to on camera it features some of the most enjoyable scenes I've seen in cinema, you know, not just from the year
2:16.5	1987 but even modern cinema would struggle to keep up with some of the stunts and pranks.
2:21.7	That's a great way to put it. Some of the most enjoyable
2:24.4	scenes in cinema. Yeah you're right it's just the celebration of the form isn't
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