Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Bobbly Bob gets burnt balancing his pool, then starts a pantomime party.

Merely married, Mark, plans his honeymoon, gets hot and wet in Iceland, crashes Wade and deftly describes.

Wardrobe Wonder Wade gets sore, considers a sartorial upgrade and gives impossibly vague descriptions

From statistically snuffing it to having a huge O

Yes, it's time for reverse charades.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to your mom's favorite podcast.

Yeah, I've probably used that one before.

Who cares? This is distractable,

and I'm allowed to reuse ideas. That's what we do here. My name's Bob, and I'm the host,

because I won the last one. Oh, I'm fine. No, they'll cut that out, I'm sure. I won the last one,

because I'm so smart and good at not dying on camera. I'm joined today, as always, by the two competitors in this episode. They will be competing to see who wins and gets to host the next one. That's the whole thing. That's what we do. My competitors are, as always, Mark and Wade. Not always. Sometimes I've been known to host. Pleasure to be here, Robert. Thanks for having me. So that was very serious. Did someone die? Probably. I think statistically the answer to that's yes. That's not good. And again, just now. Okay, calm down. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. If you're here, you know what's going to

happen, unless you're new. Which case. God, I hope you're watching the video. God, you better

be watching. You know how we feel about listeners. But yeah, I have a game prepared for today,

and it's going to be really funny, just like they always are. We never miss here. But before we get

into the definitely funny game,

how you doing guys? How's it going?

By the time this has come out,

I will have honeymoon.

I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen ahead of time.

Oh man, holy shit, this is all planned out.

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