Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, mystifying Mark immortalizes Iron Lung and gets derailed by Dutch dungeons and demons.

Willful Wade slacks at a symphony, gets hassled in Hess and rails against red tape.

Blitz-bashing Bob gets the willies from Midas,

realifies Venetian medieval movement modes,

and gets aggravated in Amsterdam.

From magnificent merch to protein patriotism.

Yes, it's time for America versus Europe.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Also, my mouth really hurts.

I can go to the dentist on Monday.

I got mouth pain.

I have to go to the dentist on Monday. That's so funny. Twinsies. Whoa, whoa, guys. I haven't started the episode yet. Calm down. Oh, my bad. My bad. Welcome to Distractable. My name is Markiplier here to host another banger of an episode. I've been waiting for this for a long time, and so have you.

My phone is ringing.

It's that call you've been waiting for.

I guess if you've been waiting for you, it should answer it. I don't know.

It'll stop eventually.

Sam, zoom and handsome on that buzzing.

All right. Welcome to the on that buzzing. All right.

Welcome to the show that just won't end, no matter how much we try to kill it.

I'm your host, Mark Blar, joined by my famous, famous co-host, popular across the world.

We've got Bob.

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