Return to Morgan

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Jonny and Richard return to the Morgan Experience Centre in Malvern where, in front of an audience, they discuss peacock damage, extreme roadster face, a strange way of marking time, accidental racist hair, Richard’s urge to buy a new podcast car, a new siren for the Eagle, Jonny’s weird motorway services rucksack story, highly polished Morgans, stress in a hand car wash, waving at strangers, looking cool on a zero steer mower, the suaveness championship, mayonnaise car care, Grenadier face and Hanley Swan.

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0:00.0	I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars live at Morgan.
0:08.0	Thank you. It's a peacock. There was a peacock in the audience.
0:21.2	There was a peacock?
0:22.9	Who peacocked?
0:24.7	Was it you?
0:25.5	Oh.
0:25.8	It's really good.
0:26.3	Could you do it again?
0:27.9	Oh, that's really good.
0:29.3	Can it, isn't it?
0:32.7	Good, isn't it?
0:33.8	I bet Morgan owners have peacocks instead of dogs.
0:36.6	Your peacocks are too predatable. Have a peacock. Your peacocks instead of dogs. Your peacocks are too predatable.
0:38.9	I have a peacock.
0:39.9	Your peacocks, I think, got an automatic transmission.
0:44.1	That's a manual peacock.
0:45.3	Yours is a bit slurry.
0:46.8	That was crisp.
0:48.3	You went, ah.
0:49.2	I've got a lazy talk converter peacock.
0:51.7	Did we talk on the podcast before about I once saw a Nissan GTR for sale
0:55.9	on an auto trader and it said various things.
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