I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is on the other side of things, the Smith and Sniff

spin-off in which we answer your questions. Hello and welcome to on the other side of things

here on a Friday morning. Hi. If you're listening when this show goes out, it could be a Monday

and you could be in Alaska.

Yeah.

We simply don't know.

But anyway, let's kick off with a very simple question from a listener called Simon.

Where he signs off as Simon from Leak, the Darbyshire, Leakstaffisher town.

Stapshire, isn't it, Derbyshire?

Oh, shit.

But Leak, anyway.

Spelled like a vegetable.

He says, short and sweet, what is the most ingenious and hopefully hilarious use for gaffer tape that you've ever seen on a car or anything else?

The most hilarious use of gaffer tape.

Or ingenious.

I mean, immediately what comes to mind, and it's not hilarious or ingenious, but it's just every Nissan cash-kai Mark I ever made.

Yeah.

You know, you can buy kits to fix that number plate-like thing that always breaks and has to be gaffed into place.

Why don't Nissan just do it?

I don't know, because maybe they'd be admitting, you know, we sort of know

David Tewig, the engineer who was, was he chief engineer of the cash kai? I think he might

have been, yeah. He wrote excellent book inside the machine about his time engineering the

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