Calories to the left. Calories to the right. Stand up, sit down, fright, fright, fright.

Whatever. This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller. You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who were these guys?

I'm not going to... Welcome back to junk food cinema, film school rejects weekly cults and exploitation appreciation podcast with plenty of fat but zero grams of irony.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury, a graduate of horror high, and I am joined by my friend and co-pilot through the nebulous of the nebulos,

novelist slash screenwriter, see Robert Cargill.

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slash Junk Food Cinema. And please do use the Amazon links. Everything we talk about, we'll have an

Amazon link right here at the bottom of the page in case you'd like to pick it up. Well, welcome to what I have dubbed for this week outside the actor's studio. We're going to be discussing some very early and very forgotten films for a prominent Hollywood leading man. Films that James Lipton would surely omit from his tower of index cards.

You know, you say a prominent Hollywood type, a guy who's on his way to being a Hollywood legend,

who has been working in the industry for 30 years and has done it in a number of capacities

and is truly one of our great talents and a really

great inventive and wonderful humanitarian. A man who I believe is neck and neck with the

leader of the Russian free world for most interesting man in the world.

I think it's it's between Clooney and Putin and Clooney kind of by a nose because

Clooney doesn't invent all the cool things that that that you know all the weird photo

shoots that that Putin does but Clooney George Clooney the Cler, El Clunerino to his friends.

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