This week on RetroNots, we talk about Sonic and his shitty friends.

Hello everybody, thank you for joining us for another episode of RetroNots, Jeremy Parish is dying in the background.

I'm your host for this one Bob Mackie.

That's true. I'm your host Bob Mackie and today's episode is all about Sonic Adventure, the first Sonic Adventure game.

Before I continue, who else is here with me as I've already pointed out across the table?

It's Jeremy Parish, everyone say you're Sonic for Sony name. I'm Jeremy the Tarmagant.

Oh wow, get back to me on that. Who's right next to me over here?

Hi, I'm Ray Bartolk, and I have an official Sonic persona who is of course, Rayna Flying Squirrel.

Oh my god, yeah, you're in game. Oh wow, how do you feel Ray finally?

I feel probably about as good as people name me too.

Oh wow. They're not feeling so good about themselves these days.

And a first time guest, who is over here across the table for me?

I'm Katie McCarthy, and I guess my Sonic persona will be Katie the Cat because I spell my name C-A-T-Y, so just be easy and short.

That is easy. It's like a super hero name almost.

Yeah, exactly.

I'm going to be Bob the Bobcat then. No one draw any of these.

I'm going to go wrong. There you go.

I don't want to be associated with this, but I'm Bob Zferman.

Bob Z. I don't want any of this. Katie, where do you come from?

I mean, I think you should be familiar with some of our listeners.

Yeah, I work at USGamer.net. I'm part of the new generation.

The next generation.

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