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I created Hulkomania.

I will kill it.

There's no way out for the holsterester. Because at No Way Out in one corner, you'll have Hulk Hogan and all this Hulkomaniac. In the other corner, you'll have none other than

The Rock. You want the Rock to face Hulk Hogan,

a rematch from last year's WrestleMania.

At No Way Out, the Rock says,

You fed your candy asses.

The Rock is going to face you at no way out, Hulk Hogan.

It's going to be Hulk Hogan versus the Rocket Jagroney, Part 2.

I'm stuck in a maze maze maze, there's no way out.

That's right.

Mays, maze, Matthew Gregory.

If only you had some sort of podcast to assist you, young Hercules.

Well, I'll tell you this, Sir Galahad. I have, and it's this one. We're here to watch No Way Out 2003 together as part of the Cold Tolic Classics Back Down Review. Now, if you're on the Patreon, you can watch along with us using brand spanking new microchip technology, which if I press this button, I can't even see one pressing. There we go. Press that button there, and there we go. I could have done that, but Tom wanted to do it. Oh, I was, you're a visitor. You're a guest in my house, and I wanted to make sure that the car. Like Hercules and the Mays and the Manator. Like Hercules and the May maize, maize. We do not have a ball of string to assist you out, but we can entertain you as you slowly die. And what better way to die than by watching a B-level pay-per-view from W.W.E. in 2003. Oh, boy! If you are our audio listener, we will give you a second to get No Way Out.

2003 up on Netflix or whatever you are using via NordVPN.

We'll give you a second to do that right now.

Welcome in, everybody.

Right on go, we're going to press play and we're going to watch No Way Out 2003.

Matthew Gregg, are you ready?

Yeah.

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