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Hello and welcome to new throbbing, thrilling, and hopefully exciting episode of the cult-holic wrestling podcast. You're listening to us at tones of Matthew, Ross, and yes, Joel is still here. He passed the audition. How you doing, Joel? Not bad. Not bad. How are you? Nice and hot and sweaty. It's insane weather we've been having this week. Yeah, yeah, it's been lovely, though. It's been a nice chill week. I'm very excited for the football to be about this weekend. Oh, baby. Football. What does Ross know about football? I wish it was like two weeks further in the future, though. I'm ready for it. Didn't he decide a few more players, Joel? You do, yes, we do. Yeah, you do. Especially if we get Mr.

Yeah, not getting him. He's not good anywhere. Alexander Ezek. This is like when Ressler A was contract tampered by WCW in 97, but didn't leave until something, I don't know. Too tired. You did attempt there.

We appreciate that. He's refusing to play.

Yeah.

It's not playing for Newcastle ever again. I mean, can you refuse to play? I don't know. You wouldn't think. When you're under contracts? The contracts don't mean anything, Matthew. Yeah, they really don't. It's weird. Apparently, just refuse and go, uh, no. luckily our contract says we have to come

no matter what state we're in as you can likely tell

you can put the gun down now Sam

but and go, uh, no. Luckily, our contract says we have to come.

No matter what state we're in, as you can likely tell. You can put the gun down now, Sam. We're here. The podcast started. Oh, good. He's asleep. Good boy. Good, because of the heat. You'll be feeding Sam underneath the table, but how have you been this week, Ross? Absolutely terrible, Matthew. Went to Oasis last Friday, had a great time,

then thought I got the big vid, the big COVID, had a cold, but also the body aches that happened after the old vaccines back in the days. I was like, oh, it's COVID. Did a test on Tuesday night. It's not COVID. It's just a heavy case, a man flu, which we all know is worse than regular flu, because we are men. It's the clues in the title.

So I'm here with a bit of a temperature,

but the coughs and the sneezes have subsided and were ready for some fun wrestling action. Hell I. Happy to have you here about. Was Oasis amazing? Unbelievable. I can't understate how good it was. I can't overestimate. It was very good. Overstate.. Everyone who's been that I've talked to has said it's the best thing. Two hours and 15 minutes, not a single bum note. I've never heard a drum kit, like, wired in like that. The sound was bone rattling. Oh, I couldn't believe how good it was. Richard Ashcroft as well. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness, me.

He played the four songs and then got off.

Fantastic.

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