Resuming Swirly Affairs: Monday, May 13th, 2024

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Eurovision 2024 Recap (42:35)
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Taylor Swift Eras Paris Recap (1:12:37)
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Reuniting for New Reality Series 17 Years After The Simple Life Ended, Downton Abbey 3rd Movie Officially Announced (PEOPLE) (1:19:06)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday that feels like a real Monday.
0:09.0	Hey, Jacks, how ya Dern!
0:11.0	Dern, Welcher, thank you for asking.
0:13.6	Yes indeed, it does feel like a real Monday
0:15.8	for me especially.
0:17.3	I'm sure for you as well, but for me especially.
0:19.4	It's not a competition, but it's fine.
0:22.0	Because I've been off, hey guys, how you doing?
0:25.0	How is everyone's week?
0:26.0	My week was fantabulous.
0:28.0	My week of leisure was not as leisurely as I was hoping for, but I got so much out of it.
0:35.0	I got to be a toaster for the week,
0:37.0	which was really such a joy,
0:39.0	and I'm so glad I had that experience,
0:41.0	to say to you all, you're welcome welcome how being a toaster and the toast is such a gift to your everyday in all mundane daily activities driving cleaning, cleaning, cooking,
0:53.2	mothering, working out.
0:55.2	No, not while I'm mothering, because you just never know when a curse word's going to slip.
0:59.3	So let's start from the very beginning.
1:00.9	The last time we saw you all was a Friday
1:03.0	Jackson I headed to Austin. We had a fabulous time in Austin. We sort of had this
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