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The Toast

Leave The Asexuals Alone: Tuesday, May 14th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

  1. Miss USA, Miss Teen USA quit after being 'bullied' by organization's CEO (NY Post) (26:39)
  2. Ellen DeGeneres Sets Final Comedy Special With Netflix: 'Yes, I'm Going to Talk About It' (Variety) (36:11)
  3. Kelly Clarkson admits to using weight-loss drug after shedding 60 pounds (Page Six) (38:51)
  4. Dating app Bumble is forced to issue groveling apology amid backlash (Daily Mail) (49:17)
  5. 'The Idea of You' Nabs Nearly 50 Million Viewers in Two Weeks (Variety) (55:50)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

millennials.

0:04.0

Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday, a day where I am choosing to wear my arms out on the

0:09.7

podcast.

0:10.7

Seriously, where is my purple heart?

0:12.3

I'm the bravest woman in the country.

0:14.0

Bravery, emperified.

0:18.0

Impercified. I'm, honestly, my actions...

0:21.0

personified. My actions today are emblematic of my bravery and maybe maybe I found the

0:26.1

courage to do that because I've been listening to a song called Brave by

0:29.7

Jesse J that Jackie told me about it literally been telling you to listen to for five years.

0:34.0

No, it powered me through on my run the other day to the point like I was going to

0:36.8

start crying. It was so motivating. It's such a good song. I'm sorry I'm

0:39.3

sorry it took me so long added to the list. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of it. You're you're sick of being right? I don't I don't know if

0:44.3

that you would. No, no I'm sick of you not listening to me at first just at last.

0:50.6

It's too funny actually yesterday, literally before I went to bed I was thinking like if anybody

0:56.0

wanted me to like join a cult like if there was anyone who wanted me to do anything

0:59.6

whether it was like something small or something big like joining a cult and they would like you know try and convince me to do something they don't realize like

1:05.5

the only way to get me to do something is to tell Jackie about it so if you guys

1:09.7

want me to like work with your company or like anything like, seriously, talk to Jage.

1:13.6

But still, it's going to take me a couple years to convince her email.

1:17.8

Though eventually, oh, yeah, open the email couple years, convinced her to be

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