Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

Who were these guys? Well, lick my list of cool and call me BuzzFeed.

It's another episode of junk food cinema, brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com. Dot com.

Dot.

I wish I had made that joke at the top of the show.

I am your host, Brian Salsbam, joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He's a novelist. He's a screenwriter. A lieutenant of Megaforce, a man out of time.

Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi.

No, I'm serious. You're out of time. You've got to go.

Oh, well, I guess that explains why we haven't had a cold open for two weeks. That's true. We have not had a cold open for two weeks.

Cold opens are for closers.

I think I don't, I can watch that movie wrong.

But guys, this is the weekly Cold and Exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

And this, before we get into the nitty gritty of this episode, let me just do a quick bit of housekeeping.

We're available, all of our back catalog on iTunes, on Spotify, on Spreaker, on Dasher, on dancer. And even though it's not the holidays, I will say that, okay, fuck it, sidebar.

Sideball, Sideball, Sideball. I watched Reindeer games again Sideball I watched Reindeer

Games again the other day

And you know what I found

As bad as that movie is

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