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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen

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Chapters:

00:00 - Marriage contributes to memory loss?

01:10 - Intro

01:37 - Danny got e-coli from Timmy’s

04:20 - Ryan accidentally went to an influencer barber

06:15 - RIP Pope

13:36 - Canadian election & Boomer libs

17:20 - Kanye West’s latest revelation

19:43 - Podcast wars

24:30 - Dangerous ideas

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34:58 - Pushback

41:54 - Larry David’s op ed

43:35 - Twitter vs. Tik Tok

49:35 - Experts & schools of thought

56:43 - China / Trade war

58:44 - Food dyes

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1:03:06 - Elon & sperm

1:08:43 - Lady spacemen

1:16:11 - Gayle King’s response to backlash / Bezos

1:29:03 - Gen Z is dating younger men because older men are toxic and also dating older men because young men are toxic.

1:32:53 - “I had a gay holiday fling with a Taliban terrorist”

1:37:43 - “I caught my husband goofing off with a male friend”

1:43:51 - Wrap up / dates

Transcript

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0:00.0

A recent study said that marriage may be linked to memory loss in men, with local man Peter Brown noting that after 12 years of marriage, he's at a very difficult time remembering being happy.

0:09.0

Brown stared somberly out the window before continuing, I know in theory it's happened, before being interrupted by his wife Susan, who ran into the room screaming, who are you talking to you?

0:18.0

You know we have lunch plans with my sister today? Or did you

0:20.8

forget that too? To which Peter responded, Susan, I'm talking to the fucking news. Can you give

0:25.0

me two seconds for the love of God? Peter then stood up flustered to say, God damn and I forgot what

0:29.2

I was going to say. And for the record, I'm ready. So guarantee I'll be waiting on you,

0:32.7

to which Susan cut back in to say, if you want to talk about memory, why don't you tell your little friends how you forgot to take off your shoes and track mud everywhere? Wait, are you drinking a beer?

0:40.6

What the f***er? To which Peter responded, I can have one beer and not lose my mind, unlike you,

0:46.3

Susan. To which Susan responded, you know what, let's just cancel. To which Peter responded,

0:50.9

fine, I'll throw the fucking beer away. To which Susan responded, no, I'll throw the f***ing beer away. To which Susan responded,

0:55.8

no, you ruined it. We're not going.

0:58.0

To which Peter responded, stop being dramatic.

1:00.0

Just finish getting ready and I'll kick the news crew out. To which Susan responded, I'm

1:02.2

being dramatic? You ruined our

1:04.1

lunch we had planned for weeks. I hope

1:06.0

you and your little news crew have a nice life

1:08.1

together, to which Peter whispered,

1:09.6

we should probably finish this in the garage.

1:13.0

The boys.

1:13.6

The boys cast.

1:15.3

The lads.

1:16.0

The dudes.

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