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Delusional Diaries

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Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture

4.11.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in full catch-up mode: starting with freezing New York weather, apartment struggles that feel borderline illegal, and the universal winter rage that comes with it. from heat that doesn’t heat to space heaters blowing fuses, it’s a full-on b**ching hour that somehow turns comforting. because if you’re also freezing, spiraling, and questioning your living situation… welcome home.


the girls get into engagement discourse, internet weirdos, and the surprisingly heated debate around last names, weddings, and traditions. they talk natural vs. lab diamonds, why people care way too much, and the very real headache of changing your name (paperwork trauma, confirmed). there’s also a wholesome moment of self-reflection, family dynamics, and choosing which traditions actually matter, and which ones you’re allowed to ignore.


plus, gym etiquette horror stories, accidental main-character embarrassment, throwback nights out that involve limos and serotonin, and a nostalgic dive into the magcon era you either lived for or somehow missed entirely. it’s chaotic, honest, funny, and very “this could’ve been a private conversation but now it’s a podcast.”, as always. 


Timestamps 

1:35 - We are freezing 

21:57 - the MAGCON boys 

30:42 - Weddings are expensive 

32:00 - The SuperBowl and our predictions 

49:27 - Halley’s Elle Woods moment 


Link to video Jaz references: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8H6RLF9/ 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. And my first instinct was to be like, it is freezing outside. Because I feel like every competition I'm having with someone who I'm not like best friends with. It's like, yeah, how are you dealing with the cold? I know. The intro. 100%. Happy Groundhog Day. Oh, yeah, heavy ground. Did he see a shadow? Which one means it's going to be? The reason I got into a whole argument about this.. Not art. That was really dramatic. Sorry, I got to be careful of my words. So people aren't like, breaking news. People magazine. Helly and Reed fighting amidst new engagement. But Reed and I are really kind of combo and I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure when he sees his shadow that means six more weeks of winter. And then yes, he saw a shadow. But Reed said the opposite. And then he got into it. Because Reed was like, which Reid said that his logic made sense. It was like, if he sees his shadow, that would mean the sun is out. So wouldn't that mean that like spring is coming? And I was like, true. But it's actually like what I said was correct. But his logic was loki making more sense to me.

1:12.9

Okay. Like if you didn't see a shadow, that means like the sun's not out kind of, right? So which one is it? Sorry. But whatever the one I said was first. I believe if he sees a shadow at six more weeks. Okay, so there is six more weeks of winter.

1:23.2

Okay, period.

1:23.7

Which honestly, I mean, I'm not a groundhog, but like, I could have told you that.

1:27.2

Yeah.

1:27.5

Like, I could have been like, oh but like, I could have told you that. Yeah.

1:46.8

Like, I could have been like, oh, yeah, it's like record-breaking spurts of coldness. Yeah, it's going to be. I have lived in New York, like, I have lived in New York City for eight years. I've been here for eight years, which I know isn't like the most amount of time. I have never in my life seen snow sticking in the city for more than 48 hours max. I've never seen the level. We've been like, it's been what,

1:52.9

a full week, over full week of this snow. And it is, it really highlights how disgusting the city is

1:59.3

because the brown, the yellow. It's all black. Oh my God. It's so bad. Like the snow is just like gray in some areas. It's like piss filled in other areas. You're just like, oh my God. It really was like, I already knew this and don't call me gross. It really was just a clear reminder to me like take off your shoes the moment you walk in your apartment. Sometimes do I walk to my bedroom before, like, taking them off or something, because that's where I keep my shoes. Yes. I, before I even get in my motherfucking apartment, shoes are coming off now because I'm like, this just, I can really see how to stuff in the room is. Like, yeah. It's the same energy. Like, this is not me included. But when people were like, oh, I'm like washing my hand and washing my phone. During COVID, I'm like, yeah, you should always be washing your hands and like cleaning your phone. But like I'm glad you're thinking about it. Like that's the same thing. 100%. That's also I was going to say this before the podcast. And then I was like, we could just fully be having this conversation on the podcast. My apartment, like, I have split systems, which are like my ceilings in my apartment are really tall. Like, they're like 20 feet tall. Is that an exaggeration or do you think they're 15 maybe? 15. Okay. Maybe 16, maybe 17. Probably not 20. Yeah. But they're tall. Like, we have like a loft style apartment. But anyway. So like I obviously understand

3:08.2

it's harder to heat. And since the split systems are all the way at the ceiling, like they're really high off the ground. So it's like, I get it. But our apartment, everything is on full blast. And like I reach my hand all the way up. Like I'll stand on my bed or something. And like the heat is coming out, but it's just like, I don't know if, like,

3:24.6

we've just, like, never gotten to this level of cold for so long. And we have, like, such big windows that, like, maybe it's just really drafty. But our apartment is freezing cold. Like, Maddie came over the other day and she was like, is your heat not on? I'm like, No, it's on full blast.

3:39.2

She's like, are you broke?

3:40.3

Literally.

3:40.9

And I'm like, it's on full blast.

3:42.4

It's a joke.

3:43.1

It is a joke.

3:44.3

But I'm like, is your heat not on? I'm like, no, it's on full blast. She's like, are you broke? Literally.

3:54.1

And I'm like, it's on full blast. It's a joke. It is a joke. But I'm like, it's also working. Like, so it's like my, I told my landlord and he's like, well, if it's not working, we'll have somebody come out. But I'm like, there's nothing except like maybe just replacing the units as a whole, like, they're going to do.

3:55.3

The heat is coming out.

3:58.8

It's just still, like, it is literally probably 60 degrees in my apartment.

3:59.4

Yeah.

3:58.8

I mean, my, it is literally probably 60 degrees in my apartment.

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