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Delusional Diaries

no, there won’t be a wedding

Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture

4.11.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley is officially engaged… yes let’s take a moment. and she’s recording minutes after surviving a truly cursed international travel day. fresh off a chaotic europe run (Rome, the French Alps, Geneva, Zurich & probably hell too after the insane travel), the girls unpack surprise engagements, emotional whiplash, canceled flights, snowstorms, and why airports bring out your worst personality traits.


they get into luxury delusions vs. reality: hermes bag politics, resale drama, obscene swiss prices, brand-trip burnout, ski towns without the skiing, and why being a tourist is actually the correct approach to traveling. Halley breaks down how getting engaged didn’t magically change her life or personality, while Jaz keeps things grounded with humor, honesty, and a shared love of spa resets, elite chocolate, and friendship decompression.


naturally, the conversation spirals: travel-day crash-outs, snapping at your partner for absolutely no reason, quitting habits during a snowstorm, the existential pressure to have a “hobby,” and the realization that some people thrive in chaos more than consistency. engagement glow, nervous system fried. no pretending, no polishing, just your two favorite besties breaking down everything.


Timestamps 

0:28 - Travel days & engagements 

11:03 - Halley’s first time skiing 

18:16 - Switzerland  

32:00 - Rest days and hobbies

42:41 - The Price is Right 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie.

0:15.9

And I'm Jazz. And Hallie's engaged.

0:18.0

Wow. Crazy. I just landed off a flight.

0:21.8

That's why I look like shit if you're a visual listener.

0:26.8

This is so exciting.

0:27.9

Really rough.

0:30.3

My flight, I was supposed to come back on Sunday.

0:34.2

Snowstorm hit.

0:35.2

Flight got canceled right before that.

0:37.1

I honestly was like regretting even going on the last half of my trip because the flights were all getting, I knew they were going to get canceled or delayed. I just wasn't sure because it was like, oh, am I going to be dramatic and, like, cancel this flight or something? And then, like, sometimes they, like, really hype stuff up, and then it doesn't end up happening so I'm like I don't know

0:54.8

do I want to lose out of my money but it did end up going and then obviously flight did end up getting

1:01.3

canceled so it's fine end up like doubling my stay towards the end of my little Switzerland experience

1:07.5

but it was good but today was really really rough, I'll be honest.

1:30.3

Like, the flight was just, like, everything got delayed. And then, like, everyone was just annoying me. And then I was, like, so overstimulated getting off of the flight. And, of course, like, my bags were sky priority, but they were literally the last ones out. And it's just like, it's going to be okay, though. I'm fine. But I did literally come straight from the plane to the podcast studio.

1:31.0

Yes.

1:28.6

Yeah. out and it's just like it's going to be okay though I'm fine but I did literally come straight from the plane to the podcast studio yes yeah do I want to talk about how you're engaged

1:34.6

I mean yeah I feel like I talked about it on Instagram um yeah there's not that much to it I don't

1:43.6

know I mean you weren't surprised you were surprised Yeah, there's not that much to it. I don't know.

1:48.5

I mean, you weren't surprised. You were surprised.

1:59.5

I mean, yeah, like, read didn't tell anybody or anything. And I was not, like, I was surprised, obviously, in that moment. But I didn't, like, I wasn't, like, entirely surprised they were getting engaged because I figured it would be in the next like I don't know sometime in the spring or something so January was definitely a little bit early or than I was expecting but obviously I'm not complaining like thanks no yeah I obviously didn't know you were going to get engaged, but I had a hunch that you were going to on this. I even said this to like a few weeks ago. But I was flying when you got engaged. And I'm like texting you like, what are you doing today? Are you excited to see Reed? Like, what are you guys doing? And you just, like, kept not answering my question.

2:52.4

I was like, okay. And then I landed. And you're like, can you call? And I just thought you wanted to talk to me because you missed me. And I was also drugged out from my flight. And you, like, called me. And I was so mentally not prepared for that to be, like, what you wanted to talk about that I like had like call you back 20 minutes later like after I had processed yeah no I definitely get that I was literally

2:57.5

like X X out from my flight and I just woke up and like I just like wasn't it didn't even like

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