Hi, hi, happy day to you and welcome to the program. Wisconsin, I'm going to be there on March 6th, Rochester, Minnesota, March 7th, Sacramento, California, March 13th, Santa Rosa, California, March 14th. Whitney Cummings.com, you guys, don't make me read all this. You don't, I, I, this is so honestly worse on me than is on you, Michigan, March 20th, Royal Oak, Omaha, Nebraska, Des Moines, Des Moines. Des Moines, is Des Moines French? Philadelphia. I'll be there April 3rd to re-mate, whatever, make up the date that we had to reschedule, Miller Theater, Atlanta, Georgia. I'll be there April 10th, Jacksonville, Florida, April 11, San Antonio, Texas. I does say on this teleprompter that I'm going to be in Miami, Florida, November 19th to November 23rd, going to Cozumel with Burke Kreischer for his fully loaded cruise. How the Mighty Have Fallen. I tried to do it last year, but I was too pregnant. So if I have to get pregnant this year just to not have to go on this

growth. The only reason I said yes is to do karaoke with his wife, Leanne. But we can do that

not in Cozumel. We can do that not in the sea. Right? All right. Here we go. The hardest part

is starting a podcast. Those first couple words that nobody hears,

where you have to decide if you're going to be a different person. You're like, okay,

are we going to roll on a thing? Hey guys, me. I decided that from now on the podcast, I'm going to

say in the beginning of the podcast what we're going to be talking about. That's not to say people don't watch to the end, but I'm going to start telling you what's coming up because I think you guys are starting to think like, oh, she gets to be in her bond about one thing and only talks about that the whole time. OCD is not a game, you guys. But today we're going to be talking about my New Year's resolutions, as promised.

I will also address the recent accusations challenging my moral character and frankly my

technological acumen, praising it, honestly, as well as some other stuff, which is, you know,

I go on tangents. I can't help it.

So do you have any New Year's resolutions, Pat, or do you even...

No. No. Another day.

That's such a guy thing. It's just another day.

Like, I'm just, it's another day.

I mean, I could decide to act different any time of year. That's true. And you choose not to. Well. My New Year's resolutions did not care what anyone thinks. So why would I change on the day everyone thinks I should change? Yeah. It's like so antithetical. It's a good reason to double down on all your bad behavior at the end of the year. It's so funny. It's like when people are like, yeah, I have a drinking problem. I'm going to go to rehab in a couple months. You're like,

no, I think today's the day. It's such a weird little thing we do. Is it based in capitalism to like sell calendars or gym memberships? Who invented the New Year's Resolution thing? Big, big, big, big elliptical

big sit-up

big squat

this is the year

that I actually

am gonna I have a couple Big elliptical. Big sit-up. Big squat.

This is the year that I actually am going to, I have a couple little resolutions that I could have started a couple weeks ago, but, you know, I'm basic.

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