America, F-Yeah | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 324

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, hey y'all. It's me. Your boy. You know what I don't want to do? I don't want to be the podcast. It's like,
0:08.4	Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I'm not going to, look, I'm going to skip boring you with all my
0:14.8	New Year's resolutions because I'm not a hack. And I didn't have time to make my list. So that means my New Year's resolution is to stay exactly the same, which is honestly kind of punk rock. Like, could everyone stop me such a dork? Like, I'm going to try to be better. Can anyone chill on trying to be better? It's never going to happen. You are who you are. All right. It's not getting better than this.
0:39.9	The best you can do, honestly, at this point, is just accept it and move on with your flawed self.
0:45.1	All right. You know what it is? It's big, big gym, big vitamin, big pill. I've had it.
0:54.4	You hear everyone's New Year's Resolution, and it is such a programming from like this big wellness.
1:01.9	Everyone's like, I'm going to start taking 16 pills every morning.
1:05.4	I'm going to go to the gym.
1:07.5	But your New Year's resolution is also to save money.
1:09.9	You can't buy snake oil and engage in all these scams and save money.
1:15.9	So how about this?
1:18.1	Stop deep throating charlatans turds.
1:25.5	That's what a vitamin is at this point. Stop snorting. Fake creatine powder. That's not what it is.
1:34.6	You know how like, oh, I can't say anything so I want to say. You know how they're like your test.
1:38.2	People now test their, uh, al-a-can-huh for, I'll just say in French, fentany.
1:46.4	To see, you know, to see, like, can you just, can anyone, can we test any of these powders
1:51.5	to see if any of the vitamins are actually in it?
1:56.3	Like, an independent study.
1:58.2	Who?
1:59.2	Name them.
2:00.2	Who did this into who?
2:02.1	And by independent, you mean a single man with no wife?
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