Resisting a Rest

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2013

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Juliet brings the case against her fiance, Tom. Tom is a "disc ultimate" enthusiast. He's sustained several injuries over the past few years playing the sport. Juliet says he should take a season to recover and prepare to play again. Tom says he's running out of time and needs to get back in the game.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, I'm bailiff Jesse Thorn.
0:08.1	This week, resisting a rest.
0:11.4	Juliet brings the case against her fiance, Tom.
0:14.2	Tom is a disc-ultimate enthusiast.
0:17.5	He's sustained several injuries over the past few years playing the sport.
0:21.4	Juliet says he should take a season to recover and prepare to play again.
0:25.3	Tom says he's running out of time and needs to get back in the game.
0:28.8	Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.
0:32.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:37.1	Well, there's time for a quick trivia question.
0:39.8	Here it comes.
0:41.3	Which of the following common generic words did not begin life as a commercial brand name?
0:49.1	Which of the following words did not begin life as a commercial brand name?
0:53.3	Listen carefully, aspirin, heroin, frisbee, escalator, barbecue, or moxie?
1:02.4	I'll take my answer after the swearing in ceremony today on Judge John Hodgman.
1:06.2	Swear him in, Jesse.
1:07.2	Please rise and raise your right hand.
1:08.8	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,
1:11.9	so help you God or whatever?
1:13.7	I do.
1:14.8	I do.
1:15.8	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that his athletic
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