Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	Can you clap?
0:02.0	I mean, if you're liberal.
0:04.0	How?
0:05.0	Fire up the engines, ladies and gentlemen, John, I think episode 170.
0:17.0	170, baby, hot episode, ladies and gentlemen.
0:21.6	Brian Bates is in the house.
0:23.4	All right.
0:24.7	No, cheers.
0:25.3	All right, yeah.
0:25.8	Normally we have cheers, but that's fine.
0:27.0	Brian Bates in the house, ladies and gentlemen.
0:29.2	Special guest episode.
0:31.3	I think we've had everybody from Nate Land.
0:36.1	You've had Nate?
0:37.1	No, not Nate
0:37.7	well
0:39.8	everyone except
0:40.9	every time every time Nate wants to hang out
0:42.8	I just want to I just want to
0:44.2	he's like we could play golf or something like that
0:46.6	yeah yeah but then I was like why you want to
0:48.4	I should have him through that are you guys done with that movie
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