The Michael Berry Show

I read this this week and it being the last day of early voting I thought you'd appreciate.

Waiting for election results is like waiting

for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part right but I'm scared y'all

messed it up. All right Skyler tell me your story about pulling the fire alarm.

Get right to it. All right, Mr. Berry. So I was in eighth grade and I was in this class

called PFD, personal family development, and I was in this class called PFD, Personal Family Development, and I was in eighth grade going

in the ninth grade, in the high school, so we wanted to do like a grand finale type thing,

and we decided we were going to pull the fire alarm.

And so there was this table in the class that had a cloth sheet over it.

And so it went all the way to the floor.

So I hid under that table and all the kids in the class were like, hey, he ran out of the class.

He ran out of the class.

And then so the teacher went to go look for me out in the hallway.

And then when she did that this girl we was

uh grouped up with like in our little crew she uh pulled the fire alarm and make a long story short.

Oh that that ship's already sales, Scholar.

It's long, it was a long story?

Well, I thought it was a pretty story.

Go ahead.

Well, so anyway, I got charged with a felony and she got charged with a misdemeanor and I got expelled I had to go to

ALC the next day I got arrested at school they put me in the back of a cop car

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