You know what I hadn't heard in forever? The old Calgon commercial.

And she said,

How do you get shirts so clean, Mr. Lee?

He said, oh, ancient Chinese secret.

And his wife is in the bank and she's holding the Calgon box

she says ancient Chinese here my husband and then she walks out says honey we need more cowgon

and a lady says ancient Chinese secret huh

and that's when you realize there's no trick it's just hell gone

you said ancient Chinese secret.

So let's review cold, windy, and wet.

Check, check, check.

50 degrees. That's the high temperature. So the high is

going to be about 25 degrees cooler than our lows right now. That is a big change.

It's going to be a real shock to the system. And then you get a day like today.

Old people can talk about the weather.

And I love it because I'd much rather hear old people talk about the weather

than college students talk about their feelings.

So much better.

A Tick-Tock trend that has people brewing their own anima.

It's actually called a coffee enema.

Generally, you actually brew the coffee and let it cool down and then put it in the direction.

Public service announcement, folks.

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