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🗓️ 7 November 2025
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, |
| 0:06.6 | and Ken Hyland. |
| 0:08.0 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update. |
| 0:16.6 | I'm Christopher Titus. |
| 0:18.4 | And this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:20.8 | And it was a Republican Armageddon last night. |
| 0:23.3 | His New Jersey elected Mikey Sherrill, a Democrat, 10-year U.S. Navy helicopter pilot. |
| 0:28.3 | Virginia elected Abigail Spanberger, a Democrat former CIA manager, and a man named Zorhan, |
| 0:34.3 | got elected, whose only government job was on the city council. |
| 0:38.4 | I guess dudes get a different break. While the California bear mulled Republicans by rigging the system to get even with |
| 0:43.9 | Republicans for rigging the system. Last night, Republicans got their asses handed to them. |
| 0:50.6 | Three liberal justices in Pennsylvania were challenged to all won their re-elections and on and on and |
| 0:55.0 | and aren't we all surprised, though? How is that possible? That the Democrats dominated after Donald |
| 1:00.8 | Trump has come through so well for America, you know, in the past 10 months. I mean, after the election |
| 1:06.4 | where he claimed immigrants were eating pets, said he had concepts of a plan for health care. |
| 1:11.7 | Would end the Ukraine war on day one? |
| 1:14.4 | And Kamala Harris was going to end America. |
| 1:17.1 | Well, in the last 10 months, Donald Trump has hired a hooty clown car full of dipshits and dumbasses. |
| 1:23.1 | Podcasters, podcasters are running the FBI, and where is Dan Bongino? Can someone please find |
| 1:29.3 | Dan Bongino? Trump has killed food days. So America, a country that used to help, is now responsible for |
| 1:35.3 | 4.5 million kids starving in the next five years because of the giant, warm, acid-filled |
| 1:41.0 | heart of Donald Trump. He has pissed off all of our allies, released troops on the |
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