Repo The Pews
Run That Prank
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🗓️ 2 July 2024
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Tommy's lack of propriety can get himself smacked even at church. Fool #2 is going to hell on a full scholarship for this one.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. |
| 0:10.7 | The subject, you have to watch the babysitter. |
| 0:14.7 | We'll get into that in just a little bit. |
| 0:17.6 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:18.0 | But right now, the nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Nev? Well, you know, when you don't pay your bills, things get repossessed. We've had it happen to us. Well, we're going to take it to the church this time. Repole the pew. What? Hey, hey, if you ain't paid up, Carl, we got to, maybe you all have to stand. Turn to you. Repo. The Pugh. Cat dog, if you would. Hello? Well, I'm trying to reach a pastor, Pastor Wilkins. Yeah, this is Reverend Dr. Wilkins. |
| 0:56.5 | You're the pastor of... Baptist Church, am I right? |
| 0:59.0 | Baptist Church, that's correct. |
| 1:00.4 | How can I help you? |
| 1:01.2 | Okay. |
| 1:02.1 | Listen, my name is Daniel Fri- and I'm calling from RCS, which is Church Supply. |
| 1:08.2 | And we have an outstanding bill here that we wanted to bring to you all's attention |
| 1:12.5 | for like $23,000 for your pews that has not been paid so we wanted to see uh not to cut you off |
| 1:21.4 | is mr. yeah yeah daniel from rcs church supply sir that's uh this is exactly where you guys uh got to |
| 1:30.2 | okay um outstanding bill for 23 000 uh well first of all that's normally uh all outstanding bills |
| 1:38.5 | are hammed by our finance department you know you wouldn't need to speak to our treasurer and they |
| 1:42.9 | would be able to help you with that well evidently sir that that this hasn't been taken care of in this matter when it comes to these pews. Because like I stated before, you guys owe $23,000 on these pews. And I think this was probably 12 to 13 years ago. So maybe this was something before you got there, but nevertheless, they're still an outstanding bill. |
| 2:01.6 | And right now, we're actually going to be repossessing these pews as of early 7 o'clock |
| 2:07.0 | Sunday morning. |
| 2:10.3 | This Sunday morning, no, we have the Wednesday, the missionary is here today, and also Sunday, |
| 2:16.5 | we have like our... I understand, you have a lot of things today and uh also sunday we have like our our |
| 2:18.0 | kids well i'm honest man you you have a lot of things and you you actually run it off your |
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