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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter.

Four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, my ex paid for my grandma's funeral.

Hmm, we'll get into that in just a bit.

But right now, it is the nephew here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is Neff.

Shirley, it is PSC.

What's that?

What's that?

That is prostate checker.

Prostate checker.

Okay?

You're going in, huh?

Yeah, I'm going, I'm going in.c okay let's go get dog psc prostate checker hello hello i'm trying to reach a uh a roger this roger hi my name is I'm a PSC. I got you on my schedule.

I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow morning at about 7.15. I just want to give you a call, give your heads up and let you know we will be there about 715 from my understanding. You go to work at a... Oh, you say you're a who? I'm a PSC, sir. I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow. I got you on my schedule for Monday morning, and I'll be there at least about 715. From my understanding, you go to work at 7.30, and my procedure is only going to take a couple minutes, but I wanted to just kind of give a friendly call and let you know that I will be by there tomorrow morning. What's the PSC? PFC. What's you said? P-S-C? P-S-C, sir. PSFC. I will be there tomorrow. I've been in business probably for the last, I guess, about 13, 14 years now. What is PSC specialist? What do you do? Oh, you're not, I'm sorry, you're not familiar? No, you got me on the schedule. I ain't signed up for nothing. I got you on my list here. I don't know who puts you on here, but it's been paid for and everything for me to come by and do my job. And like I said, it only take me a couple minutes and I'll have you on your way. How did you get my number? Say again? How did you get my phone number? Sir, everything I have, I got 20 stops tomorrow, and I got you scheduled as my first stop tomorrow morning. I don't know. I got your phone number. I do have your address. Are you at... B. Yeah, that's my address, but I'm not scheduled for nobody to come to my house in the morning. I got to go to work in the morning. I know I'm not going to be here. Right, right. My understanding, well, you, from my understanding, you pull out about 7.30,

and I'm going to get there at 7.15. Like I said, my, you know, the procedure only takes about two, three minutes, and I'll be on my way. Well, we talk about all my information. You know, when I leave home and everything, who is this? Like I say, my name is Greg. I'm a PSC and I'll be there.

Okay, you said that I read it.

You'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I, and I'll be there. Okay, you said that already.

You'll see me tomorrow.

I'm sorry. I just want to give you a friendly call here on Sunday and let you know that I'll be there about 715, and we'll get you taken care of, and then I'll let you get on the way to work. You still ain't telling me what I'm supposed to be doing. Sir, a PSC is PSC. I'm a prostate checker.

And what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your prostate tomorrow.

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