Replay S01E43: Machetski
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Please enjoy this victory lap of Season One episodes as we celebrate 10 years of The Worst Idea of All Time. New episodes posting on our Substack.
Original Description:
Twas the morn before Christmas
And all through Tim's flat
Nobody was home
And he was down with that.
He drunk beer after beer while he watched Grown Ups 2
While his friend Guy Montgomery was watching it too.
But alas, the lads were apart for their viewing this week
And over Skype, using computers, did the boys online speak.
And Tim had had beers, too many to count
And Guy was in the South Island, next to a Mount!
So they watched and they chatted and it all turned to shit.
So they tried once again to record and, HEY! This is it!
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| 0:00.0 | As a new teacher, you prepare as much as you can. |
| 0:03.0 | You've got your lesson plans, but life doesn't always go to plan. |
| 0:06.0 | So you learn to think on your feet. |
| 0:08.0 | And students are really good at making you do that. |
| 0:10.0 | Though actually, when things do go wrong, it's your subject knowledge and the relationships |
| 0:14.4 | you've built with your class that you fall back on. The confidence you get from that stays |
| 0:18.5 | really long after school ends. |
| 0:21.6 | Every lesson shapes a life. |
| 0:23.0 | Start shaping yours with a minimum starting salary of 30,000 pounds. |
| 0:27.0 | Search, get into teaching. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello everybody. I'm in the world's most echoy room which is a fun place to |
| 0:38.4 | record the preamble for episode |
| 0:45.0 | for the simple fact that this is probably the drunkest I've ever been |
| 0:49.0 | on one of the podcasts before, |
| 0:51.0 | although I did miss the listen of from memory it's episode 10 |
| 0:56.0 | where we did the drinking game rules |
| 0:59.0 | I hope you enjoyed that |
| 1:00.0 | I should give that listen actually |
| 1:02.0 | and I'd like to hear what |
| 1:02.9 | old Monte had to say ahead of that episode too I remember that quite fondly in the |
| 1:08.2 | banana in the blood oh yuck anyway we're not talking about that one we're |
| 1:11.7 | talking about this one. We're talking about this one. |
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