Tim here. If you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news.

I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals.

Please buy some tickets now at timbat.co.n.z. Hello, single libertarian listener, and welcome to the final finale final of the winner's circle of Killionaire TV.

My name is Tim Bat.

And my name is Guy Montgomery.

It's been a long and winding road to make it here.

An anonymous basement in which we cannot reveal the location time.

We're at my house.

Yeah, we're running it takes house.

And it's 8 a.m. right now.

Okay.

And we're joined by our final whittledown three from a process that has taken days and weeks and months of plotting and planning and scheming and enterprising,

how we will turn a billionaire into a trillionaire and a trillionaire into a dead person, Guy Montgomery.

I just wanted to say conniving as well. For me, the conniving is one of the most vital parts of plotting a murder. And I've never plotted a murder to completion. But certainly if you come around to my house, there's a lot of string. There's a lot of bits of paper on walls. There's a lot of photos cut out for magazines. And it's the conniving for me,

which really makes a difference. Today we are joined by our finalists, Patricia, Ben and Joe. Joe,

how are you? Joe, how are you, Tim? I'm very well, thank you. Fans will remember that

Joe's plot centered around training some monkeys in the Amazon and

transforming the lungs of the earth into a new, beautiful, capitalist landscape.

And also, to boot, invented a new word, which is a unit of trained monkeys, is called

a rainbow, which I really liked. Have you been in the intervening months, Joe?

I've been very well, thank you.

I've travelled from Nottingham to Dorset.

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