REPLAY: Killionaire TV 13: Broox v Mehdi v Samantha
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Broox - a milk guzzler with a billionaire Hydra idea that involves super glue, de facto relationship law (or lack thereof) in the state of California and... Love? Mehdi - a man who will let the pronunciation of his name slide bringing an interdimensional ploy involving the infamous Skinwalker Ranch. And Samantha - a tech-cursed competitor who wants Bezos and Musk to get in some subs and hunt for treasure (and die). This is final competitor episode of Killionaire TV so enjoy these brilliant plans and may God protect our billionaires, long enough to see them become trillionaires and NOT A SECOND LONGER.
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| 0:00.0 | Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. |
| 0:12.1 | Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com. |
| 0:16.5 | He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. |
| 0:21.0 | Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. |
| 0:24.9 | But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. |
| 0:28.6 | We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire |
| 0:31.5 | and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire, |
| 0:34.9 | dispersing their funds to humanity at large. |
| 0:38.2 | We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan Huenner. Welcome to Killian. |
| 0:48.7 | You can decide it if you want or I can start it it's totally up to you i'm just feeling really |
| 0:56.4 | vulnerable at the moment tim welcome to kill you near everybody i'm starting the episode because |
| 1:00.7 | guys feeling a little bit vulnerable i'm feeling really vulnerable at the moment everyone do you want |
| 1:05.8 | to talk about it before we kind of get to the episode i'd rather not go into it we're just going |
| 1:09.3 | to leave that sitting there. |
| 1:11.6 | I'm going to pull myself a glass of water. |
| 1:13.7 | Okay. |
| 1:16.0 | Okay. |
| 1:16.7 | Well, I don't know if this is the exact energy that we want while we plot to create |
| 1:20.7 | and then murder a trillionaire for comedy purposes. |
| 1:24.3 | This discussion is occurring for comedy purposes, you see. |
| 1:29.5 | However, it is my great honor to welcome to this session of pitches. Brooks, who is a Twitter famous milk-guzzling, |
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