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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's White Boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.5	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.0	I'm pissed to fuck off.
0:16.9	Hey, man, fuck on me.
0:18.7	Cause I said the jowls are my vagina, you guys.
0:23.0	Stop laughing, nipple.
0:25.6	Stay tuned after the music, fuck them.
0:30.9	You better get up, get out, and turn them into this podcast.
0:35.5	It's Pat's fit, the truth's fit, the real fat.
0:38.3	He's nothing but the ugly, classy at the same time.
0:41.2	That got the flavor, these are not your same lies.
0:44.0	That's the politics, she been on the real bruh.
0:47.0	It could be pretty, but ugly at the same time.
0:50.0	Just don't input your life on the spin-down.
0:53.0	Ain't no need for the weight, and turn it up now.
0:55.8	What you talkin' about is real though.
0:58.6	And cut the gang, you gettin' on playin' like Nintendo.
1:01.6	You waitin' to time, turn it up, nothing but the ugly.
1:04.4	Straight off the top, everything she say, you know it's funny.
1:07.6	Full plans, this is taste of the future.
1:10.2	Listen on your iPhone, on your desktop computer.
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