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Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. I'm sitting here looking like I'm straight off a boat.

No makeup. I'll be all right with chin hair, you're not today.

I'm here with my buddy Chris and my good friend, Dion.

And we'll talk about that.

On the Pat Down with no makeup on. Am I weird?

There is a wig. It looks like you haven't.

The way that the zoom is set, it looks like a Charlie Chaplin hat with black string.

I'm getting so old, I can't even move from the twist of a neck no more. I don't got this.

I'll stay tuned out to the middle of the song so I can tell you my vertical makeup.

I don't know.

I'm recording myself.

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