Because we've gotten so many requests, I've decided that when my mom calls me, I'll just record the phone calls.

So let's start here with a phone call with my mom, and my mom's a very unique person.

Yes, she is.

Hello?

Hey, mom.

Hey, did you call me?

I was calling you back because I missed your call.

Oh.

Is everything all right?

Oh, yeah.

See, she always assumes that there's always something wrong.

It's the only reason why we would be in touch.

Yeah, you know, I meant to tell, you know, I don't want you to feel like bad because you've been saying.

Oh, by the way, she had something wrong.

Okay.

Right off the bat.

Yeah, no, I don't want you to feel like bad because you've been saying about staying over by the house.

No, I just, you don't have to stay in a hotel room when you come over to visit.

My mom and dad have been visiting our new home that's in the middle of the country for months now.

Mm-hmm. our new home that's in the middle of the country for months now. And I've offered them every single time that they can stay over our house. Sure. They instead, and by the way, we have plenty of

space in this new house. We have extra space, extra rooms. And they stayed over one time and never

stayed over again. And so instead of staying here, they spent hundreds of dollars at a local hotel,

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