This is Nick. This is Jack. Welcome back. It is Monday, March 30th. And today's part is the best one yet. This, this is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. All right, Jack, we're back from the weekend. Can you talk scoreboard to me, please? All right, the Dow and Nasdaq, both closed Friday, down more than 10% from their all-time highs.

S&P 500, how are looking? Five straight weeks of losses. Bestie stocks are down, but we're up because we're about to announce our guest at our New York City live show. Big update tomorrow. Snag your tickets now. Oh, baby. Because it's going to be the best one yet. I mean, now that's a tease. is Wednesday, April 8th, Irving Plaza,

Showtime 730, grab your link in the episode description.

Where is the show? Just outside Union Square. Jack, we got three fantastic pop-biz stories for today's pod. What do we got on the show? For our first story. The wildest AI story that no one's talking about. Rent a human. Rent a human. robots are renting humans to do tasks in the real world,

and we have got to talk about this. For our second story, KFC has fallen to number four in the

U.S. fried chicken market, so they're trying something wild. Crazy. They're selling a pickle

puffer. A pickle-filled jacket you can drink brine from because the best marketers are foragers.

And our third and final story is the biggest impact of prediction markets, the rampant insider

trading. Insider predicting you could have seen this one coming. Yeti's prediction markets have

become our nation's accidental corruption detector. But yeties, before we hit that wonderful

mix of stories. I mean, is anyone else doing that mix?

Best mix in the business, Jack.

Welcome back from the weekend.

Or should we say welcome back from waking up?

Because the hottest new travel trend is taking sleepcations.

That's right.

Americans are spending their spring break vacations catching up on sleep.

You're not swimming. You're not drinking. You're not doing the limbo. You're sleeping. Americans, we're so sleep deprived. We're going from A to B just to catch some Zs. Now, in business terms, actually accounting terms, we have so much sleep debt that a vacation is like a bailout. As Andrew Ross Sorkin would say, we are too big to snooze, man.

The Wall Street Journal interviewed someone about this trend.

A woman flew all the way to Saratoga Springs just to sleep.

Just to sleep 16 hours in a bed with a down comforter and 1,000 threat count sheets.

I'm not going to big sky.

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