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Hello, kids! This is Risk! The show where people tell true stories they never thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson. This is Brian Bromberg behind me now. And we are calling this week's episode renewal. I am so excited that spring is coming.

And so today we have this wonderful episode. I'm so excited about this episode. Stories of trials and tribulations that kind of lead to inner resurrections and period blood. There's period blood in it too.

Another thing I promised myself last year. I was like, when spring comes, you gotta remind people that we need your pitches for our Halloween episode coming in October, our kinky episode coming in November and our winter holidays episode coming in December because it's so hard to get pitches for those shows that I've decided. No, no, no, no.

I've got to start calling for them round about springtime. If you live in New York or Los Angeles or really if you live anywhere in the world and you have a scary story, a kinky story, or a winter holiday story for fuck's sake, mother fuckers. I don't care what time of year it is.

I'm gonna pitch us at wristestshow.com slash submissions. Now in a little bit we're going to hear a really remarkable story that was shared the first time ever risk visited Indianapolis. That was a great show. And we're gonna hear from Nikki pretty soon sharing her story there. But before that, a little something from John Marcos Araci.

John Marcos is one of the busiest comedians I know. He is all about town here in New York City. You can find him on Twitter and Instagram at John Marcos Araci. Let me spell that. It's G-I-A-N-M-A-R-C-O-S-O-R-E-S-I. And here he is now at the risk live show at caveat in New York City.

John Marcos Araci with a story we call the sloppy vampire.

Hi. So I went to college for musical theater.

Yes, thank you. Not my parents in the front. But it means I'm what's known in show business as a triple threat. Don't be scared.

Threat number one, I can act. I can sing. And threat number three. I'm annoying.

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