Renaissance Faires

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Joineth L'rd Jake and Holden the Paup'r as those gents journey to a landeth wh're thee can witness the h'rr'rs and beauty of the middle ages, all while slamming a Mikes Hard, Renaissance Festivals! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Morrow, Maudens and gentle hevens, tis I, your wizard, holding on a Thakan McNilachlan.
0:27.6	Welcome to the festivities.
0:30.9	Would you like me to set a whip on fire and hit yon lass with it?
0:36.7	Hey, have some mead.
0:39.9	Take your genitals out.
0:42.7	Let all relax and rejoice, eh?
0:46.1	And it's me, a talking pair of really pushed up boobs in a bodice.
0:51.1	I know you're looking.
0:52.1	I'm glad you're looking.
0:53.2	I added little gems. There's like a carrot sticking out of looking. I'm glad you're looking. I added little gems.
0:54.5	There's like a carrot sticking out of me. I added some paint on there. Really, just go nuts, guy. Just have fun. I'm glad they're out here. You're glad they're out here. It's the rent fare, baby. Look at these. Look at them. We're having a blast. Don't touch, though. For the love of God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
0:51.7	Hell yeah, dude.
0:52.9	Bruiser, Jake.
0:54.0	Let's talk about Renaissance. Look at them. We're having a blast. Don't touch, though. For the love of God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
1:11.2	Hell yeah, dude.
1:12.5	Bruiser, Jake.
1:13.6	Let's talk about Renaissance fairs for a minute or two, dude.
1:17.9	Alas, my love, you do me wrong to cast me off discourteously.
1:23.7	And I have loved you, oh, so long, delighting in your company green sleeves was my delight green
1:31.4	sleeves my heart of gold a fiddly D and hurrah what do you mean this meat pies 40 bucks that
1:39.1	seems really high but fuck it I'm hungry wow what a beautiful, beautiful song you just sang, Jake.
1:47.0	That was amazing.
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