Come on Barbie, let's go party.

Wizard, Holden McNeely.

Hey, look at that. It's new. Weirdfoot Barbie. She's hobbling. She's limping. Weirdfoot Barbie get a weird foot tonight. Weirdfoot Barbie comes with all accessories. Batteries not included. Wait, does that come with a little Caesar's Bigfoot pizza? Please tell me it was a tie. No, it's Weirdfoot Barbie. Weird footbar.

It was the special Barbie they released for children with weird ganked up feet. Yeah, don't get the weird foot pizza from Little Caesars. That thing's covered in just like skittles and like fucking mouth parts with the board game mouse trap. Ironically enough, Weirdfoot Barbie couldn't fit into any of normal Barbie shoes, which led to a lot of controversy.

But we'll get into that later.

It's the Barbie episode.

Jake, introduce our new co-host for the day.

And I'm mid.

Don't you ever say that.

Don't you ever say that.

Just because there's a weird plastic baby attached to your stomach at all times doesn't mean your midge.

Just remove my stomach shell.

It pops right out.

Oh, my wonderful partner, fiancé supreme, the prettiest dang gal in the whole universe.

Marie, why are you doing?

Good.

How about you?

Also known as Twitch.tv slash Uttmarie, the number one co-working stream in the universe where you can hang out Monday through Thursday and get cool stuff done. But, you know, I'm just plugging. I'm just plugging. I'm just plugging. Whatever. There you go. Get some plugs in up top. We have to. Absolutely. And I'm thrilled to have you on to talk about Barbie. so it's obviously because it's not just too. I mean, and also, too, honest, I wish I was one of those kids who were like, yeah, but I was cool. You know what I mean? I played with G.I. Joes and Barbies. No. Terrified of Barbies. They were for girls. And God forbid I show a single sign of femininity as a young boy in the 90s.

The creeping horror of walking into a Toys or Us taking a wrong turn at the fucking Nintendo counter and just hitting the wall of glitter and pink that was the Barbie aisle.

And just as a as a boy whose masculinity is so fucking fragile.

The idea that like anybody would be like, hey,

everybody, he's shopping for dolls. Let's knock him. You just run out of there. Yeah, I think

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