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Emergency Intercom

Reminiscing on our childhoods

Emergency Intercom

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Drew unveils his horrific baby picture, and enya is convinced we are living in the future because the new hundai cars look insane This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/intercom Go to www.Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

We've been in like seeing the past couple days like I noticed there was a couple moments where like you and I said the exact same thing at the exact same time even like the

0:27.9

I like the pauses and everything and we were sitting on the couch and literally no one noticed it and I was like I wonder if that's just me being invisible to the rest of them and just hearing you or if it's just or so used to it that

0:42.4

It doesn't even phase them anymore that we're so in sync. I think it's also because when everybody was here it was like 13 people in the living room. Yeah

0:50.3

And it's easy for me to steal the show because my big boobs

0:53.7

Like when I walk in the room they usually they like perk up a little bit like magnets and they start like connecting it. It's really really crazy. It's like cybernetic almost. It's like cyborg.

1:04.3

Looking at you I just realized I had a dream where we got into a huge fight and I was like not late and it was like but it was like we like barked at each other like pretty crazy

1:15.1

Then walked away and Orion was here and she came up to me and she was like oh my god and I was like it'll fucking leave it alone. That's what really how it is. I was like it'll just fucking will talk to each other later.

1:25.3

I don't want to know.

1:26.3

Whatever.

1:27.3

Well, so my family back in Texas they found a photo box that we haven't gone through in probably 15 years. We all thought it got thrown away.

1:41.3

And there were a few photos of me as an infant in there that I haven't seen yet and I know I've already showed you infant photos of me but this one is especially awful and terrible and disgusting and nasty and I it genuinely convinced me even further that I was switched at birth because this isn't me like this is a baby that was born and then three minutes later I came into the picture because this does not look like me at all.

2:08.5

I think I've already showed you but no this was really fucked up like why I switched at birth and it's this.

2:17.5

Oh my god.

2:19.5

Yeah, my skin is like patchy.

2:21.5

You guys look like you lived through Chernobyl.

2:23.5

No, I look like the cover of Come and See insert that picture for the girls that haven't seen it.

2:28.5

This is so why are your why's your mouth like that?

2:31.5

I don't know.

2:32.5

You look like swollen.

2:33.5

Where are my freckles?

2:34.5

I'm like put a hot pan on your like I look like a burn.

2:37.5

I'm your face.

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