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🗓️ 5 May 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | We've been in like seeing the past couple days like I noticed there was a couple moments where like you and I said the exact same thing at the exact same time even like the |
0:27.9 | I like the pauses and everything and we were sitting on the couch and literally no one noticed it and I was like I wonder if that's just me being invisible to the rest of them and just hearing you or if it's just or so used to it that |
0:42.4 | It doesn't even phase them anymore that we're so in sync. I think it's also because when everybody was here it was like 13 people in the living room. Yeah |
0:50.3 | And it's easy for me to steal the show because my big boobs |
0:53.7 | Like when I walk in the room they usually they like perk up a little bit like magnets and they start like connecting it. It's really really crazy. It's like cybernetic almost. It's like cyborg. |
1:04.3 | Looking at you I just realized I had a dream where we got into a huge fight and I was like not late and it was like but it was like we like barked at each other like pretty crazy |
1:15.1 | Then walked away and Orion was here and she came up to me and she was like oh my god and I was like it'll fucking leave it alone. That's what really how it is. I was like it'll just fucking will talk to each other later. |
1:25.3 | I don't want to know. |
1:26.3 | Whatever. |
1:27.3 | Well, so my family back in Texas they found a photo box that we haven't gone through in probably 15 years. We all thought it got thrown away. |
1:41.3 | And there were a few photos of me as an infant in there that I haven't seen yet and I know I've already showed you infant photos of me but this one is especially awful and terrible and disgusting and nasty and I it genuinely convinced me even further that I was switched at birth because this isn't me like this is a baby that was born and then three minutes later I came into the picture because this does not look like me at all. |
2:08.5 | I think I've already showed you but no this was really fucked up like why I switched at birth and it's this. |
2:17.5 | Oh my god. |
2:19.5 | Yeah, my skin is like patchy. |
2:21.5 | You guys look like you lived through Chernobyl. |
2:23.5 | No, I look like the cover of Come and See insert that picture for the girls that haven't seen it. |
2:28.5 | This is so why are your why's your mouth like that? |
2:31.5 | I don't know. |
2:32.5 | You look like swollen. |
2:33.5 | Where are my freckles? |
2:34.5 | I'm like put a hot pan on your like I look like a burn. |
2:37.5 | I'm your face. |
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