Remember Report Cards? (with Ali Liebegott)

How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

All Things Comedy

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

This week the Bayers are thrilled to welcome their hilarious and wildly talented friend, tv writer, poet and artist Ali Liebegott to the podcast! The trio discuss their varying desires to visit and/or live in space and/or to live forever as well as the various career options and desires they'd like to pursue while here on Earth. Plus, they recall the good old days when report cards were printed on paper and you could "adjust" them before showing them to your parents. They also get into past experiences trying to get picked for jury duty and what would be the most appealing jury duty set up? Finally, in an exciting game of LEGIT MOAN OR UNNECESSARY GROAN, a contributor wants to alter Mount Rushmore, and literally or figuratively, we're not having it. From writer's room antics to Phlebotomy dreams you've (Liebe)gotta check out this fantastic episode!!

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer and this is my brother Jonah.
0:06.0	We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how it shaped us into the people we are today.
0:11.0	Who love our guests for us today, our guest.
0:14.0	Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. Jonah, I'm so excited for today's guest, because not only is she a friend of mine, but when she used to be in the writer's room for my show, every month we'd get
0:40.5	to guess her water bill. Wow. Yeah, that was a game we'd play. And if we would win,
0:46.4	whoever won got like some kind of prize from her. And because she's not only an incredible
0:52.1	writer, but also an author and a poet and an artist.
0:56.7	Some of us would get art.
0:58.1	Some of us would get poetry just because we could get close to guessing her water bill.
1:03.6	Now, Jonah, what was your water bill this month?
1:05.6	And if I guess it, will you give me a prize?
1:08.4	Sure.
1:08.7	I don't know the exact amount off the top of my head, but I know roughly how we have
1:13.4	water and sewer bundled together.
1:15.1	We're in kind of a city water type situation.
1:17.6	Okay, maybe we should wait until our guest comes on today, and then she and I can both guess,
1:22.7	and you can tell us who wins?
1:24.4	Sure.
1:25.0	Yeah.
1:25.6	Okay.
1:26.2	Okay.
1:26.9	That sounds great.
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