Remember Lemonade Stands? (with Jesse Tyler Ferguson)
How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 713 Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Today on the podcast the Bayer siblings are thrilled to welcome the delightful and hilarious Jesse Tyler Ferguson! You may know Jesse from Modern Family but did you know that he and Vanessa are both winners of The Great American Baking Show Celebrity Edition?? Plus we have some updates and hometown reactions to Jonah's bombshell admission of calling the cops on a party in highschool! Then the trio get into their thoughts on scary movies (we all don't like them) and haunted houses (we really don't like them). And they all get nostalgic talking about having lemonade stands as kids as Jesse prepares to do one with his son. Plus, the trio talk about other childhood businesses they remember having from Jesse's directorial debut in his living room to sitting down for a meal at Cafe Vanessy. Finally, in a rousing game of CHANGE DOT DORK: LEMONADE STAND EDITION we get into a petition for kids not needing permits for lemonade stands in Colorado (!), for Molly not to have to move, and for bringing back Hubert's Lemonade. Plus did you know that Vanessa is a proud graduate of Alarm School? You'll learn of all this and more in today's fantastic episode!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer and this is my brother Jonah. |
| 0:06.1 | We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how shaped us into the people we are today. |
| 0:11.2 | Who are very excited that today's guest is treating us to his presence. |
| 0:15.4 | Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. weird. |
| 0:39.8 | Okay, Jonah, two weeks ago, we released a podcast where you came clean about calling the cops on a high school party. |
| 0:49.2 | And since that episode came out, wow, it has created quite a stir among a lot of our high school friends. |
| 0:55.4 | And I just wanted to say we've gotten some updates since then. |
| 0:58.8 | So I just wanted to really quickly, before we introduced our incredible guest today, |
| 1:05.6 | just update our audience on some of the info we've received since releasing that podcast. |
| 1:06.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.3 | So just to recap, if you haven't listened to a couple weeks ago, mid-90s, me and my friend Arthur got kicked out of a house party, called the cops. |
| 1:20.3 | A lot of kids in our school got busted and grounded. |
| 1:23.5 | And I never really knew what happened, obviously because I wasn't at the party. |
| 1:25.9 | I was at home calling the police. But someone got in touch with me. They wanted to remain |
| 1:31.1 | anonymous. They didn't want to give any names, but they, someone who, someone who knows someone |
| 1:37.4 | who was at the party, they knew, they hid in the attic with a couple people we know. |
| 1:45.6 | I guess the cops came and they hid in the attic and they were with someone who had some of the first cell phones. |
| 1:52.6 | This was a mid-90s. |
| 1:53.6 | So the people with the cell phones were calling from the attic to the house line to see if the police were still there. |
| 1:59.3 | Right, right, right, right. |
| 2:01.5 | I don't know. Would the police answer the phone? Maybe. I don't know. Maybe they would. |
| 2:05.6 | It sounds like, because maybe they would think it's the parents or something. Yes. And I guess |
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