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How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

Remember Back to School?

How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

All Things Comedy

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9680 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

It's late August and that can only mean one thing: Back To School! In this this special episode, Vanessa and Jonah recall their visceral memories from that time which include picking out the perfect school supplies, shopping for the previous year's hottest fashions at Marshalls, and the oh so important task of planning an outfit for the first day of school. We also get deep into our former high school's current website on our new segment "Congratulations, You Played Yourself" and make a compelling argument for why Jonah should be included in the "notable alumni" section alongside Vanessa, former HDWGW guest JD Samson (Le Tigre) and, amazingly, the original bassist for Filter who would probably tell Jonah, "Hey man, nice shot" when it comes to his chances for inclusion. We also discuss how wild it is that high school class presidents have a lifetime appointment and our dad chimes in with his own personal history when it comes to the McDonald's Snack Wrap and its enduring influence on the fast food franchise. If you DON'T listen to this episode, well, then congratulations, you played yourself (meaning you should listen).

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer and this is my brother Jonah.

0:05.7

We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how it shaped us into the people we are today.

0:10.5

Who are pretty non-basic, if I do say so myself.

0:13.5

Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. Jonah, as you know, it's back to school time.

0:31.1

It's back to school time, yep.

0:32.6

So just had me thinking about going back to school.

0:35.5

And, you know, we don't have a guess this week.

0:37.4

So I thought maybe we could just kind of reminisce a little bit about back to school and, you know, we don't have a guess this week. So I thought maybe

0:38.0

we could just kind of reminisce a little bit about back to school feelings, memories and just,

0:42.5

you know, all that stuff, even though it's been, I'm actually graduating from school this

0:45.8

month. But we're talking more about like being a kid and going to school and not going to

0:49.4

graduate school when you're like 40. Totally. Totally. Yeah, I was excited to do this episode with you where it's just the two of us kind of talking

0:57.2

about back to school because we've got a lot of really visceral memories of that time.

1:02.3

Yeah.

1:02.6

What are some of your memories?

1:03.9

Because my biggest memory is, you know, going with Mounted Marshalls.

1:07.4

Yeah.

1:07.8

Just hitting up Marshalls and, you know, checking out all the latest fashions or maybe the latest

1:13.7

fashion from a couple years ago that are on sale now at marshals.

1:16.5

This was something that you wrote down right away.

1:19.2

You wrote down going shopping at Marshall's question mark, turtlenecks question mark.

1:23.7

Now I'm wondering.

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