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Okay right well what's a call you this week? Mr Conker? Mr Conker's?

Well this is a conker. The horse Jessnott. Oh of course you can be runny out dog if you want to be runny out dog.

Well I'll be runny out dog I think. I don't really like the conker thing.

Okay hello runny the hut dog. Hello honky-tongue. Thank you very much. Here we go.

Hey the fellow mega-eds has been arrested in connection with the possible murder.

I heard this. Would you let the confess to a crime that you may or may not have committed in the past?

Be careful. Be careful. You might see a something ingest and before you know it you're in the

slumber. Have you seen the film Top Carpie? What? Top Carpie is not about best in the past.

Fish? No it's like where you steal jewels and ancient artifacts by getting an entrance to the museum

high up on a wire. Is it a mission impossible? Well there's a stall at Top Carpie. I have committed one

of those crimes. I committed it in Monaco. I got away with it. Scott free and I bought a Mercedes-Benz

car with the proceeds plus enough bird's eye boiling the bag beef to last me until I'm 60. And that's

true. That's true. And because Monaco exists outside of the Interpol catchment area. Yes that's

you can see whatever you want about that. Yeah so nice one. There's a crime. Right good.

Do you want me to go on the gangs of the EPL because I've got to be honest with you Andy,

you want to position this one correctly because it's a bit long. Well just go right at the

way I know them. You sure? Yeah. Okay. And people I can just fast forward through it if they want to.

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