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Just to confirm are you somewhere you're able to pull at the moment?

Yes, we're at home. Lovely. Now just check the ticket and I can confirm you are now millionaires.

Yes!

Do you have a cure for we won?

Imagine that. It could be you. The national lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

You're welcome.

Are you alright, honk?

Yeah, alright, thank you. He's an initial offer.

You've got any information for me this week?

Well, you've hit the nail on the head in a sense because I've decided that I'm not completely

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Okay, so you can stick with Ronnie Ottdog.

Yep. Mr Park and Ride.

Oh nice, isn't it? Buttery Ken.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

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