Hello and welcome to the Pompey Politics Podcast.

Blue and yellow till we die.

I'm Ian Tiny Morris.

And I'm Simon Sand.

And today we have no special guests other than the spirit of hope and unity,

as this will be the third time Simon and I have attempted

to discuss the infamous Brexit. Yes, we have, well, to be fact, we've discussed it many

times. Episode 0.1. In the depths of my hard drive, there's an hour and a half long conversation that Ian and I had one day where we went basically tangentially tried to, try to tackle the Brexit situation.

So we've come up with a way to try and have this conversation in a way that's worth you listening to other than just two guys trying to score points at each other

because you deserve better than that.

You do.

A loyal listener, we have agreed to put aside our differences

and try to help navigate you through this maze of what happens next.

So in that spirit, we are looking forward, not back.

No. We're not assigning any blame as to who caused this mess, but we are stood here where we are

today and we're looking at the future and saying, well, where's this all going to lead?

Order! Order! What are you got, Simon? We've listed out potential outcomes to the Brexit situation and what could lead to them, and we've grouped them into sections.

And what we're going to do is each of us in turn are going to say for each potential outcome,

whether we're going to grade that as to whether we feel that is definitely going to happen, whether it's probable, whether it's

possible, improbable or impossible.

And then we're going to give a short,

uninterrupted summary of why we feel

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