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Well, hello to you. Welcome to the show. This is the West Stand, our guest show here on the Square Bowl.

You'll normally find it Monday and Friday in your feed. YouTube, if you want to watch, in your podcast app, if you would like to listen. Guests from across the world of Leeds United, who you might find Occupying the West Stand. I'm Dan Moyland. With me is Michael Normanson. Hello there. And today is brought to you by NordVPN, who will allow you to travel virtually around the world at high speed.

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Joining us today, our guest from LUTv back via lord only knows where um a magical mystery tour brin it's brin law um who commentated on

crystal palace against leege united and what a game it was and then attempted to get home and you

made it back about 10 minutes ago so to time stamp it we're recording this at 1150 on Monday lunchtime. You probably just pulled into Leeds train station about five minutes ago. I can tell you where I went by her, because I've never heard the word Wuddlesford said with such vitriol before. I've certainly furious about the place. Which is harsh because Wuddlesford doesn't deserve that. But when you're rolling through there on a very

slow train at five minutes to midnight, having left London about 24 hours earlier, it feels like,

and it stops at Woodlesford. I mean, who is getting on a train to Leeds from Woodlesford

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